Today at lunch there was a lady that laughed like Salacious Crumb. I didn’t know whether to feel sorry for her or throw her into a sarlacc pit.
Don’t know the kid but this is cute as kittens. #hostess #twinkies #ffffest
Labor Day weekend (at Tequila Sunset)
I love it when people prank Coast to Coast AM. They have a prayer list that George Noory will read over the radio and someone asked for everyone to pray for their pet cat Goatse. So I today I heard George Noory say goatse. Scratch that off the list of things I never thought I would ever hear.
What is the deal with ladies getting fake fingernails that are pointy almond shaped? Ladies you like you have demon claws that are painted pastel.. and I also noticed that you still aren’t giving up the French manicure on the toes. You are paying to have it look like you need to cut your toenails.
Do you remember how you felt when you first saw the morning contraption scene in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure? I do.
Lunch time conversations: sitting between 2 tables. Listening to the left table wax poetic about Marvel & Star Wars movies and what is to come in the future, then the right table talk about vegan powers (Scott Pilgrim) and the Last Samurai. I love people watching. Sometimes you strike gold.
If you ever see a crazy lady biting the shit out of an underwire bra on the street one day just walk on by and say hi to me later.